Caught in the Web: Russian ape heads to rehab

Here are some stories we found tonight, "Caught in the Web":

Russian ape heads to rehab:
http://www.montrealgazette.com/travel/Boozy+chimp+sent+rehab+Russia/2616...

Ancient Bible manuscripts reunited in Jerusalem:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/16191/scroll-fragments-reunited/

Carly Simon revelas inspiration behind her song, 'You're So Vain':
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2010/02/carly...

Simon Cowell is engaged:
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/02/26/2010-02-26_mezhgan_hussainy...

Batman comic sells for $1 million:
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/...